Doll Shoe Necklace by Tom Binns

If your doll’s shoes have gone missing in the past few months, look no further, the doll foot fetish lurking in  jewelry designer Tom Binns must have swiped them to make this immaculate piece of jewelry! Seriously, that’s a lot of barefoot Barbies. Good thing Barbie can’t get pregnant… or CAN she? Anywho, Moss Online offers [...]

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Lego Furniture

LunaBlocks has taken a childhood delight and made it into an interior decorator’s nightmare! Seriously, every interior decorator I meet wants to transform every place into a Z Gallerie showroom. Ugh. The best part of these blocks is that you can make your own combinations to make the furniture of your childhood dreams! Each brick [...]

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Fashionably Bloody

Go ahead and cut yourself for a good cause (Note to cutters: DON’T DO IT , MAN!) because Cynthia Rowley has designed this really chic band-aids where proceeds go to Design Ignites Change. I went through a phase where I wore band-aids as a fashion statement. No, I wasn’t a toddler.. it was only a [...]

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Christian Dior- Resort Collection 2011- Shagadelic!

The poufy hair, the skinny pants, the bows , the ruffles… THE PINK! Oh, Behave! I’ll take ten of each please, in case one is in the wash. John Galliano did it again! It’s like Paris meets Austin Powers on a delicate spring day! I used to wear my hair like that about ten years [...]

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I am Doll Parts

Designer Margaux Lange woke up one day and decided to dismember her Barbies and wear them as adornments around her body. Gotta love Marge! This totally reminds me of when I was a youngster and would tear apart Barbies as if I were cannibal preparing for the night’s feast or as if  I were Lauren [...]

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Junya Wantanbe- Fall 2010-Boring Militarywear

Before I say anything, that is some serious hair! I bet it feels cozy being under that hair, like when we made forts out of bedsheets draped over the couches, anchored by stuffed animals when we were four. My fort was fancy, though. I used pipe cleaners and play-dough as a makeshift chandelier. And I [...]

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Finally, something to do with all those toys……

British designer,  Ryan McElhinney , made this Grandfather clock that chimes every 15 minutes for a client in Dubai. All I can picture is some oil sheik playing with He-man and Skeletor figurines while a harem of ladies are rolling their eyes and snapping their gum. Anyway, this masterpiece is covered in white  (I’m surprised it’s [...]

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Watch out Barbie!

Belgian fashion designer Anna Heylen had made miniature versions of her fashion lines for dolls back in 1993. She recently resurrected them and can be seen at her shop in Antwerp. You can read about why she does this …blah blah blah, here. I think it’s a great idea to show your clothes on dolls. I [...]

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Oh, that silly Dominatrix Barbie!

British artist (it seems it’s always the British) Nancy Farmer has designed a series of greeting cards with Barbie doing normal things with gimps,whips, leather and latex. You know, like, hanging out listening to music with a gimp as a cocktail hostess. Or Barbie having afternoon tea on some chick’s back. Or like chaining and beating [...]

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Ports 1961- Spring 2010- been caught stealing once, but now it’s twice….

This season shoplifter’s around the world can rejoice! Ports 1961 2010 Spring collection has designed coat dresses especially for this niche group. Winona Ryder must have just bought out the entire collection. The first photo is the worse one. It’s either maternity-wear and belongs in A Pea in the Pod or it’s designed for the [...]

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