Chanel- Spring 2011- Birds of Paradise

This season, Karl the Kaiser must have had inspiration strike as he watched his maid dust his 200 ipods.Why? Because feathers were everywhere at the Chanel Spring 2011 show! I personally love feathers and marabou and anything fluffy, furry and soft. So this is right up my alley! Specifically, the alley with the most stray [...]

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Karl Lagerfeld Pendant on Karl lagerfeld

These bust pendants are by Nous Sommes. Whose bust is this? Only the imitable Karl the Kaiser!… and Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga…I kind of find it hilarious that Karl the Kaiser would wear his own pendant. That’s like the most egotistical thing to do ever. He IS Karl the Kaiser , though. Recently, I [...]

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Chanel Plexiglass Briefcase

Not sure if this is just a prototype, but Chanel showed this plexiglass briefcase during their Fall 2010 shows. I really love this, except what do you do if you have to hide tampons or pads? Or what if you’re an office clepto and swipe a stapler or two from the office? What if you [...]

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Chanel-Fall 2010- Beastly, yet cool…

So, Karl must’ve Netflixed ‘Harry and The Henderson’ as of late because dude went all Big Foot on us! Honestly, I’m digging the fur. It looks like fake fur, which makes it even more fun. The models have caveman hair* , which I find FUG. A long way from the heart hair for Spring Couture 2010. [...]

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Tea Bagging with the Fashion Stars!

Check out these teabags from German company, Donkey. Each teabag comes with a fashion figure  soaking their crotches in your tea.The team includes: Karl Lagerfeld (will he call you fat?) Jean Paul Gaultier (probably pissing in your tea and finds it hilarious!) Donatella Versace (does it taste like hairspray, tanning lotion and ciggies?) Naomi Cambell [...]

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Chanel-Haute Couture Spring 2010- Heart Hair!

Karl the Kaiser did it again! Friggin’ fantastic collection!The heart hair is what life is all about for me now. I’m still figuring out how to do that to my hair. I totally need to streak my hair with hair mascara! Lagerfeld introduced a pastel range of colors similar to Laduree’s famous (and scrumptious) macaroons. Not a tinge of gold [...]

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How about a Chanel logo on your ______?

I love Chanel and everything, but putting the logo on everything, especially random stuff that no one cares about is pretty ridiculous. (And this is coming from someone who used to draw CC on EVERYTHING!) Exhibit A: The Chanel Fishing Pole- Anybody who goes fishing will not know what Chanel is. They will most likely [...]

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If Chanel designed a Phone…..

Fred de GARILHE designed this Chanel phone prototype that make my legs weak. Unfortunately, it’s only make believe and not real. The face slides to the side and reveals a screen. The phone when closed resembles a chocolate square  (or a laxative!). Anyway, I would take this over my iPhone only if it has the [...]

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Chanel- Ready to Wear- Spring 2010- It’s a Ho Down!

Ever wonder what a farm girl from the depths of the midwest would look in Chanel? You know, the girl who has unkempt hair, but a potentially supermodel face, but doesn’t know it because people around her are too busy picking up pig poo? Yeah. Well, Karl had the same epiphany (or Netflixed Green Acres)and [...]

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Cool Stuff at colette this month…

Check out the window in colette (if you are lucky to be in Paris) next week (Oct. 11-17)  for a special window display of  Where The Wild Things Are directed by Spike Jonze . There you will find specially designed jewelry, sneakers and other stuff ,including Be@rbricks for this classic movie! New this month are [...]

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