This would be a hot way to rob a Bank! These handkerchiefs are designed and handmade by Avril Loreti. She sells these for $16 on her Etsy shop. I can just picture people in East LA rockin’ this look. I mean the mustaches are sort of elegant. Apparently , the elegant mustaches are modeled after the legends of our time: Salvador Dali, Tom Selleck, The Classic Handlebar, and some baseball player from the 80s. Yes, Tom Selleck is a legend. I mean Magnum PI was epic! And I don’t know which baseball player Avril is thinking of, but I’m guessing Pete Rose- but he had no mustache, but let’s pretend he had one.
I can’t think of any baseball player with a mustache in the 1980s , but I can think of many truck drivers who smoked Winstons and chewed on tobacco with mustaches. Eww, chewing tobacco. When I was a kid , I was obsessed with Big League Shredded Chewing gum. It was total crap- it lost flavor after 5 minutes and you were left chewing a mound of juicy nothing. I had stashes of it all over my room. That and Gatorade. Yes, I was an odd kid.
photo: Avril Loreti ‘s Etsy