The classy ho above is not jumping out of a cake at a bachelor party for a professional gambler in Lubbock,Texas. No. She is the cake AND bride! It’s a twofer, y’all! Okay, I know that’s pretty original, but what about the wedding dress you’re supposed to burn three years later during a bonfire with your gal pals while watching Lifetime when you’ve filed for divorce? Really. I bet she’d wear a divorce dress in dark chocolate ’cause that would be hawt. Anyway, if I were a guest at the wedding/ divorce party, I’d totally pass on the cake/chocolate that is probably soaked in farts.
PS- Why does the wedding cake look like lego bricks- what the hell kind of cake is that?
PPS- This one is pretty insane , too….