Before we start, when I was a kid I used to stick pillows underneath my clothes and pretend I was pregnant and/or fat. Yes, I was the poster child for ‘Not Right’. Anyway, when I saw this collection it brought me back to those days. This isn’t shocking compared to the ‘Bubble Butt’ collection that Rei Kawakubo put out in 1996. She focused on ‘deformities’ and the natural body. Quasimodo is basically her muse. At least, these dresses will save you from a few bruises if you trip like a fool. I’m in the mood for marshmallows all of a sudden.