Before you banish me forever for posting something sold at Sears, please, please stop and listen. These are sort of clever- it’s a pair of undies with fake ‘skid marks’ that are used to store valuables. It’s meant to keep thieves away, as well as any self-respecting human being. This reminds me of the episode of Laverne & Shirley where they stash their cash in the ice cream box in the freezer. Not really the same, I guess and yes, I’d rather watch old reruns than watch The Hills. Anyway, someone at Sears must have a refreshing sense of humor. I mean, looking at polyester suits and rayon dresses all day can really eff with your mind. These nasty chonies sell for $12.99, but I’m guessing you could DYI it and make it even authentic, if you dare! Muahahahaha.
photos: The Frisky
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