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Why do I get a feeling this lady burns patrouli incense all day, doesn’t shave her pits and makes life decisions based on the Psychic Cat on the 3rd Street Promenade? Artist Laura Jacobs dug deep and designed these wacky bras while on a pot high… No…. kidding… she was just under the influence of high quantities of  Progesterone. Anywho, let’s start with the “Bras that pinch”…. it’s more like, “crabs that migrated to the chest”. Ha. Ha. (I think I just dodged a cane.) I think my favorites are the ‘Peekaboo’ and ‘Pink Palisades’. Anything with trompe l’oiel nipples is A-OK in my book. Actually trompe l’oiel anything- including butts are A -Okay. (Those are a hit in Japan, by the way)

But Seriously, the ‘bombe recherche’ is something I would wear….like, in public. Check out Laura’s site for more strange booby-traps.

photos: Laura Jacobs

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Okay, I went digging again into the deep realm of the internet and came back with these just for you! Yes, you need to see the booby clogs to make your week complete. I have a feeling my five year old boy would LOVE those. He has a boob fascination. We don’t question it. Anyway, the ice cream heels are the only ones I think I would actually wear out of the bunch. It kind of looks like something Billionaire Boys Club would come out with. The meatballs and spaghetti heels are just nasty. I can picture Vito wearing those on an episode of the Sopranos- that’s if Patricia Field did their costumes. The motherboard heels are great for geeks, naturally. And the Lamborghini heels could belong to a cross dresser with a small peen. Just sayin’. I mean, a girl would not wear those and it’s a known fact that Lamborghini is Italian for “I have a small penis” , right??  Anyway, the black bulging shoe is just disturbing. It could very well accommodate ankle goiters (does that exist?) or something.

photos: If shoes could kill

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Designer Chloé Ruchon is my new best friend! She designed this Barbie foosball table for the ladies (or Brüno) who love foosballing… (that sounds obscene). Anyway, There are only 9 of these in the world, so I’m sure it costs more than silicone implants! That would be funny if the the Barbies would ‘kick’ the ball with their boobs. That would be clever. Are they wearing skirts? Typical. I hope it comes with extra ‘Barbie ‘ hair- I can see hair flying while playing an emotional game.  To make it a really girlie, they should’ve rhinestoned the crap out of it! It’s nothing a hot glue gun can’t do….Watch for this awesome game in the window display of colette in Paris starting August 3rd.

photos: Colette

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