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It looks like designer James Piatt went ahead and made a handbag that scares the hell out of me. Okay, so this is a handbag of a ‘abandoned’ baby with interchangeable ankle tags that each represent a celebrity baby. At fist look, I thought the mouth was a baby crying , but I guess it’s a binky? And the square hunchback on the baby is unsettling. Moving on, here is a run down of the celebrity ankle tags:

-A pack of cigarettes for Britney Spear’s kids

-A water well for Baby Jessica

-An open window for Michael Jackson’s son, Prince Michael II

-An airplane for Charles Lindbergh, Jr.

Here are my suggestions for Piatt if he wants to expand the tag collection:

– An octopus for the OctoMom

-A globe for Angelina Jolie’s kids

-A spaceship for Suri Cruise

-A Kabbalah string for Madonna’s kids

A pair of mink eyelashes for Jennifer Lopez’s  kids

The more I look at this handbag, the more I want to hide and pull the sheets over my face. Click here to see more of James Piatt’s fupe purses including a ‘cat on a stick’.

photos: Trend de La Creme

**Simply Spray/Teacups & Couture Giveaway Contest**

The person with the most  retweets (twitter)  of  ANY of my posts (see green retweet button below) between now and September 4 (midnight PST) wins a 6-pack of Simply Spray Black Upholstery Spray. That’s enough to cover the fugliest couch that ever was!

How can I tell who retweeted my posts? Because I’m a hot bitch that knows all. No, because I can see it on the retweet thingy. Once the winner is determined, I will tweet you a message for an address on September 6. I will also announce the winner on September 7th on this blog.

So, start retweeting my posts- for the love of an un-fug couch.

Bonne Chance!

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 German designers, SILVIA HILLMANN and KATRIN WIENS,  of Pepper & Pistol have released their Fall 2009 collection with heavy influences from Barnum & Bailey. You may say that clown chic began with Goldfrapp‘s last album, Seventh Tree, but now it continues with Pepper & Pistol’s avant- guarde  interpretation of  a circus in the 1980s. My favorite is the tutu collared Sad clown face blouse in the second photo. It looks almost like a robot clown. I totally used to put a tutu around my neck when I was like 11 and walk around thinking I’m Queen Elizabeth! I still do that. 

Anyway, even though I like the collection above, I don’t think I would wear it because people would think I’m a defect from Britney Spear’s mess of a show. Didn’t Cher do this like 6 years ago? I think Britney may have a southern twist with possums and raccoons in her show, though. 

photos: Pepper & Pistol

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