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Valentine’s Day is here and I thought I’d share some cool Valentine’s picks I found on Etsy. I love those old-timey Valentine’s cards with the cute woodland creatures and such wishing so and so a Happy Valentine’s Day. Do you think creatures know what Valentine’s is? In my world, they do. The miniature house that looks like a pink unicorn barfed glitter upon it is especially cute. I would get that to house my be@rbricks. You can never do wrong with Marie Antoinette gift tags/cards! The cupcakes are also from Esty- I had no idea you could sell food on Etsy. Maybe I should start selling breastmilk on Etsy. Or cheese made from breastmilk. That’s really artisan and local if you ask me. And lastly, heart-shaped crayons for your little one! (or big one!) They also do other shapes of crayons worth looking into.

Have a Happy Valentine’s Day filled with chocolates, flowers, cuddly bears, cats, more chocolates, champagne, sex, chocolate, and a terrible romantic comedy.

photos: Etsy

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PornStache mug cozy by  Knot workshop

Lego Keyboard by Beta Time

Knit beard hat by Poor Girl Couture

Knit heart and ovaries by An Optimistic Cynic

Sometimes I like to scroll through Etsy for stuff that are effed up someway. Take for instance the knit ovaries. Really? And then I like to see things that I contemplate ordering like the knit beard hat. It’s like super cozy and excellent for bank robbing! Seriously, though, I see a trend in the knit department- it’s like knitting is the new medium for all things kitsch. I guess anybody can knit and and you can take the project with you like on the subway sitting next to a man who is  sitting in a box.  I threw in a little lego keyboard that I thought was awesome!

Enjoy!

PS- I would have my tea or coffee without cream when that cozy is on the mug! Just sayin’!


photos: Etsy

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So I dyed my hair over the Christmas break since I was so sick of dyeing my hair fire engine red every 2 weeks for fear of the skanky look. Seriously, half the month my head was under a hat because the color was fading and the roots were sprouting. I put it end to that by dyeing my hair my natural color ( kinda funny to dye your hair your natural color). Anywho, the talented Tressa the Hairdressa sent me a whole new batch of hair creations in my new color from her Etsy shop Puppycatmeow. Above are some cute Valentine’s themed hair accessories and I will post soon about the  hair creations. I had to break it into 2 posts since there was so much stuff!My favorite is the Valentine Rose hat! It matches my Valentine’s rose corset from Victoria’s Secret from 1997! Yes, I still have it. And check out the red human hair extensions- pretty cool if I want to go punky for the day or night. Check out Puppycatmeow ‘s shop for awesome hair creations!

photos: Puppycatmeow

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Canada-based Monster Kookies on Etsy sells these charming monster brain muffins, cakes, dental cufflinks, and industrial hearts. I think the industrial heart is pretty killer for that special Valentine. It’s like a robot heart! The dental cufflinks are pretty grody unless you’re a dentist and want to scare small children. Although, it’s not as creepy as these. I can really appreciate the details in the monster brains- all the bloody glaze and all. And the peppermint earrings are great, but beware of small children ripping them off your ears for a tasty delight! Check out  Monster Kookies for more cool stuff.

photos: Monster Kookies

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This season’s collection was a hodge-podge of great and terrible. The first photo with the face mask is pretty terrible… but the rest are not too bad. Especially, the taffeta heart-shaped tops – really unexpected and beautiful. The candy-striped dress is definitely something I would wear. Basically, if it looks like a carnival costume, I’ll wear it.  Those tights are pretty cool, too. Anyway, I’m glad Viv came away from the hobo-chic plaguing her last few seasons.

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Here’s a round up of cool stuff for under $25 for Valentine’s Day from Brooklyn boutique, Fred Flare. I thought $25 is the bare minimum your boyfriend should spend if he’s expecting some sort of action Sunday night. Seriously… no excuses.

1) Lips bandages- give that boo boo a kiss!

2)Heart necklace and Key  – so junior high…. I  love it.

3) Heart ring filled with sprinkles (or Jimmies)

4) If you’re too broke to buy a rose, use this paper mouth/rose mask to swoon your lover.

5) ‘I Heart Macaroons’ book- these are crazy delicious treats from France. Make some yourself.

6) A Gummy Heart-  Because an anatomical heart is just so appetizing…

7) A stuffed anatomical heart- so you know what a happy heart should look like.

Voila! I think my Valentine this year will be my cat,  Mr. Marmar. I usually I shape his cat food into a heart and light candles around his food bowl. Go ahead, call me a romantic! (FYI- That’s not my gorgeous Mr. Marmar below- but she’s still adorable!)

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photos: Fred Flare

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But on your Butt. Uggghhh! I find this so tacky and cheezy. I expect a day shift stripper from Bada- Bing to actually do this to themselves. Nothing says class like a heart tan/tattoo on your bum. I personally don’t tan. Yes, I’m pasty white and proud. My motto is “Do you see tan models in Vogue?”  ( the answer is no, unless you’re Gisele) and “I don’t want to look like a smoked trout” . That usually wards off people prying into why I refuse to tan. Anyway, if you’d still like to commit this fashion crime, it will set you back 40 Euros or like 500 US dollars with all this inflation. Sorry, I’m too lazy to convert that.

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