Posts Tagged ‘undies’

Before you banish me forever for posting something sold at Sears, please, please stop and listen. These are sort of clever- it’s a pair of undies with fake ‘skid marks’ that are used to store valuables. It’s meant to keep thieves away, as well as any self-respecting human being. This reminds me of the episode of Laverne & Shirley where they stash their cash in the ice cream box in the freezer. Not really the same, I guess and yes, I’d rather watch old reruns than watch The Hills. Anyway, someone at Sears must have a refreshing sense of humor. I mean, looking at polyester suits and rayon dresses all day can really eff with your mind.  These nasty chonies sell for $12.99, but I’m guessing you could DYI it and make it even authentic, if you dare! Muahahahaha.

photos: The Frisky

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Um , yeah. These are Uterus and Fallopian Tube underwear made  by someone on Craftster. So, if you’re itching (yeast infection, ie. “Baking bread” ) for a pair, you’re gonna have to make them yourself with puff paint. I have to say I would actually wear this.I would take an  afternoon trip to Michael’s and  I would make a pair with the Fallopian tubes tied into a neat little bow, for those who are saving the world from their offsprings. I would do a variation with different undies with different stages of the Uterus, so you can give your partner a heads up on the PMS that may be around the corner. I’d customize the undies with a copper IUD, for those traveling with metal in their whoo-has. The possibilities are endless! That’s the crafty side of me- give me an idea and I run with it until it gets too creepy. Sometimes I don’t stop. Anyway, you get the idea. This reminds me of that song about the growing epidemic of Cameltoes called, ‘Cameltoe‘ from Fannypack. One line goes, ‘Her pants were creepin’ up the front, girl adjust yourself ,’cause I can see your Uterus!‘ That song’s a Classic!


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