A Victoria’s Secret Christmas

Chances are that you are reading this piss drunk on your mobile at your family’s Christmas lunch. Before your nagging aunt tells you to put away the phone and pay attention to the unappetizing chestnut cobbler she made, I leave you with photos from the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a.k.a “outfits you will never find at a Victoria’s Secret even if you use the displays behind the window”. Because, truly, whenever I go into a Victoria’s Secret, I only see the sweatpants with ‘pink’ stamped across the ass. I dunno, maybe I’m just blind.

Anyway, have a wonderful Christmas and holiday season! Here is Mr. Marmar doing his best ‘Santa Baby’ pout. I totally taught him that! Actually, I see a little grinchiness in his eyes. Oooooh, My PET!

photos: Popsugar , High Snobette, moi

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The unwritten Hierarchy of Lingerie

These gorgeous stockings are by Parisian designer, Chantal Thomass. You may remember Thomass collaborated with Victoria’s Secret a few years back to make a more affordable line of lingerie. In case you don’t know, Chantal Thomass is like the Bentley of all things lingerie. Like, Agent Provacateur is the punky, misfit  version of Chantal Thomass and Victoria’s Secret is the low rent or rent-control version of  Chantall Thomass and Frederick’s of Hollywood is the older, slutty sister of Victoria’s Secret. Yes, even lingerie has a hierarchy! Somewhere even lower than Frederick’s ( I know, how trashier can it get?) is  Trashy lingerie and of course the bottom feeder Forplay.  Having said that, I would wear all of those stockings above if it wasn’t so damn hot here.

Check out the Chantal Thomass website for cool collaborations, including a holiday log cake, a Minnie Mouse doll, and a Jaguar.

photos : Chantal Thomass

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I can see your Uterus.

Um , yeah. These are Uterus and Fallopian Tube underwear made  by someone on Craftster. So, if you’re itching (yeast infection, ie. “Baking bread” ) for a pair, you’re gonna have to make them yourself with puff paint. I have to say I would actually wear this.I would take an  afternoon trip to Michael’s and  I would make a pair with the Fallopian tubes tied into a neat little bow, for those who are saving the world from their offsprings. I would do a variation with different undies with different stages of the Uterus, so you can give your partner a heads up on the PMS that may be around the corner. I’d customize the undies with a copper IUD, for those traveling with metal in their whoo-has. The possibilities are endless! That’s the crafty side of me- give me an idea and I run with it until it gets too creepy. Sometimes I don’t stop. Anyway, you get the idea. This reminds me of that song about the growing epidemic of Cameltoes called, ‘Cameltoe‘ from Fannypack. One line goes, ‘Her pants were creepin’ up the front, girl adjust yourself ,’cause I can see your Uterus!‘ That song’s a Classic!

 

photos: Craftster

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Merry Christmas!!!!

   

 

It’s Christmas! And I leave you with photos of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Miami. I look forward every year to the Fashion Show and am amazed by all the work put into these skimpy, beautiful outfits. Of course, this show entices me to go into a Victoria’s Secret at the mall and realize that it is vastly different than what was shown on TV.  I always like Victoria’s Secret but they should mass produce some of the showy outfits that are in their fashion shows. I don’t know where I would wear them , but  would love to see some of them hanging in my closet!

Well, have a lovely holiday, give thanks, and regift !

xoxo,

roxy

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